They did- whoever they are- but they were kind enough to take my clothes, my weapon, and my dignity, and give me this. [ he tosses something on the floor- it's a collar, with his first name and address on the tag ]

I'm going to be frank- I'm annoyed. I don't know where I am or how I got here, and if you're going to explain what's going on, please do so before we both die of old age.